Will someone good in Englilish please proof-read my letter to President Obama?

LOL, gosh I love this question, the (dripping with) sarcasm is some of the best I have ever read on here. ( Notice how the liberals are beside themselves trying to denounce the brilliant sarcasm within, gotta love that too!) And I love Jim Bray's "Obama response". made my day guys' ....thanks! have a great evening!